
Sunday, 4 December 2011
Wednesday, 30 November 2011
A Western Weekend...
Last weekend we actually stayed out in Daegu in a love motel. A sexy, sexy place. For only 25,000\ (about 13quid!) we stayed in our own little love palace, complete with blue lit hallways, condom vending machines and 10ft high posters of embracing couples on the stairwell. Like I said, it was a sexy, sexy place. We just had to be careful not to touch anything. The bar of soap in the bathroom must've been rife with hepatitis.

We were across there to meet some friends from our Orientation, and I have to say that I totally forgot what it was like to be with Westerners! Its been a while since we really spent any time with anyone who could speak English!
First we checked out Dongwasa Temple, a little north of the city. This was just unbelievable, but kind of for the wrong reasons. The temple was great and everything, but they had just built this ENORMOUS Buddha there. I mean, it must've been thirty metres high or something. Unbelievable. But, less than historic really. Here is the beast anyway...


We also managed to get a photo with one of the monks. For once this temple was still a functioning centre for training and meditation for them. It was nice to not be traipsing round with just tourists. Seeing monks walking to and from their dinner hall and lodgings felt nice and genuine. I would say one thing though, they're awful friendly with each other. I expected solemn silent clarity from them, but instead I saw them nipping each others bums and laughing all the time. Fair enough, I guess.

That evening we went all Brits Abroad. It started with going to a vinyl bar, where drinks come in little pouches that kind of resemble IV bags. For about 2quid you get a big bag of any cocktail. The guy just kept asking, 'Strong?!' to which I just replied, 'Yeah, why not!' We're definitely talking half and half here though. Whilst we had a drink (this place is a kind of street bar), they lit some fireworks and gave us sparklers! So, so awesome.

After this place we went to a sheesha bar. Mellow as hell, but decked out totally Turkish. Very, very cool. You sat on the floor and there were veils instead of walls breaking up the tables. It felt a little more authentic than the sheesha places back home, that's for sure.
We then went to a western bar (where I managed to list the 50 states on a till receipt), followed by a kind of club. One of those, bar/club places. I must've spent a hell of a lot, because I was totally gone by the end of the night. I just remember berating the DJ to place stuff, then struggling to speak Korean to some locals. Absolute lout. Of course, the night finished with a kebab. Which I didn't remember until I burped at lunch the next day and tasted dirty meat. Ha. Absolute disgrace. It was like being in Magaluf for the night.

Anyway, the whole weekend we had beautiful Western food. Burgers, fry ups, pasta... it was awesome. Not a Kimbap or Chigae in sight.
Needless to say, I was a total mess on Sunday. We were due to shop, but both Michelle and I had to sack it off and KTX it home asap. I even felt kind of rough on Monday. Hilarious weekend though. Totally worth it. I think perhaps sometimes we need an obnoxiously Western weekend to satisfy our cravings.
This week has shot by, as always. Yesterday we went to a free football match at the World Cup Stadium by our place. Ulsan were playing Jeonbuk in the K-League playoffs. They lost 2-1, and it rained. Boo. Free though! Here are a few photos.
Thursday, 17 November 2011
Amethyst Caves and Bamboo Forests
Last weekend we set out to cross two off of our list. The first is Paraesso Waterfall, about a few bus rides away. When I asked people at work what it was like they just said 'Umm, Tony... it's...umm, just a waterfall, umm...' So of course, I was full of anticipation.
To get there we had to get a bus to Eonyang. What a shithole. Super old school Korea. It had a lovely sewagey aroma and was full of angry old women selling bags of chilli's off the muddy floor. We also found that the bus to the waterfall was in four hours. Nice.
As an alternative we decided on some Amethyst caves that were closer. The bus was ONLY an hour and a half away. Unbelievable. No wonder they need a tourism boost. Anyway, we went to get something to eat to pass the time, getting stared at significantly more than usual for Korea. I guess they don't get many westerners round there. I tried out some Korean on the owners of the place we got food and they genuinely thought I knew Korean. I felt proud. Well, until they started to have a deep conversation with me. Cue blank looks.
Anyway, we got our bus. Then realised that we had no idea where we got off. We spied out the person with a nice camera at the front. He had to be going somewhere picture worthy. When he got off, we would! Easy. This did result in a 45 minute walk to the caves, but c'est la vie. We did walk past another of the twelve sights though! A river with some carvings in it. Less than impressive, but totally crossing it off the list.
The caves were good, if not totally mental. I mean, it started off all cavey and reasonable. Then before I knew it we were watching a variety show performance with acrobats. Did I mention that we were deep in a cave on the side of a mountain?! Then the exhibits got a little fruity. Egyptian artifacts? Huh? Dinosaur paintings? Really?! It kind of had nothing to do with amethysts at all. Here are a few pictures...
We got outside after and realised that we were miles from anywhere with no transport links. The giftshop guy dutifully rang us a taxi off his own mobile which got us back to stinky Eonyang. In the end it only cost a couple quid. Could have damn well done with that before the hours of waiting. Pshhhh. Anyway I think we'll try for the waterfall again this coming weekend and taxi it all the way. Anything to not have another lengthy wait with the little cranky Korean ladies.
The next day we tried for another of the twelve sights. The bamboo forest. This was a walk away from us for once. Pretty refreshing. We stopped off at the gym, casually located by the river. A Jesus man came up to us and gave us the good news in Korean, then asked if we wanted our photo taken. I just said yes, why not eh? So here is Michelle and I posing awkwardly bysome shoulder press machines. One for the mantlepiece I think.
We got to the bamboo forest about 30 minutes later after a nice walk along the river. Here are some shots from the walk...



A Christmas tree, lots of lights and some banners later, we got back home. I'll show what our lovely little apartment looks like soon...
I think we're allowed to have the decorations up early. After all, there are no Christmas lights, displays, adverts or anything here! Our place is going to be the most festive place for miles around.
So anyway, that's two of the twelve sights down, with another coming this weekend. I should mention that we checked out another two already, the World Cup Sports Complex and Daewangam. Just Google it or something...
Tuesday, 8 November 2011
Fireworks, Shopping & Being on TV...

Sunday, 30 October 2011
5 Funny/Ridiculous Things about Korea
Just a few things we've noticed since being here...
1. Musical paths: Pretty much most of the scenic paths around Korea have speakers connected to the lamp posts. So as you’re taking a nice relaxing walk through the woods or around the cliff tops you can listen to the romantic classical tones that your town council has selected for you. It’s so strange at first, but soon it kind of just feels like you’re in a movie scene or something!
2. Slippers to work: It’s not in all schools, but in my school for one there’s an ‘off at the door’ policy. It’s really quite weird dressing yourself up in a shirt and trousers on your first morning, donning some of your nice shoes that took up space and weight in your baggage to ‘give the right impression’, then getting to your school and taking them straight off. Oh, I’ll be teaching in slippers today will I? Right. Slippers and a shirt. Strange. You just damn well better not have holes in your socks. Instant Korean fail.
Actually, on that note… You must have ‘gym shoes’ in Korea - ones that you haven’t worn outside at all. Nice clean shoes for exercising inside, I get that! The stupid thing is that I got my nice clean gym shoes on for playing volleyball at school the other day, and the gym was a separate building, so you HAD to walk outside on a dirty path to get to the gym. Can you wear regular outside shoes in the gym? Oh, oh, no!!!It’s really quite an odd rule that just means I need to bring two pairs of shoes with me school if I want to play. That’s Korea!
3. Konglish: Probably the most hilarious thing about Korea. English is everywhere here on the signs, but you’ve got to remember that its kind of a redundant language for most kids to learn. I mean its one of four languages they’ll learn by the time they leave elementary school! This means that they often get it hilariously wrong. Here are a few of my favorites fromwhat I’ve managed to snap so far….
'Delicious love making just for you!' ....whatever they're selling, this has to be my favourite. I also never noticed 'Hair News since 1985' above it. What does that even mean?!
mmm...pencakes...
and of course, everyone wants a dead-u-bear.
coffee shops are clearly the worst offenders. just a poor effort all round...
4. I’ll just pop this in the bin… oh, maybe not: Weird thing. There are no public bins in Korea. You’ve just picked yourself up a tasty treat from the shop and you’ve got a wrapper in hand, looking for a little one on the corner, but it never comes. I’d say it’s the main difference between urban Japan and urban Korea. Apparently it came from some huge problem that the government had with people going through rubbish bins looking for recyclables (they have incentive schemes at the recycling depots as far as I know). In response the government got sick of people rummaging through and leaving the rubbish everywhere so they just got rid of all public bins. Still, to me it’s the lesser of two evils, because it just means that there’s a light scattering of litter instead of a rummaged through pile in the corner!
5. Being a Rock Star: I heard about this before I came but I had no idea how true it was. I think it’s mainly with the kids and teenagers here, but they just think you are the coolest guy on the planet. You come from far away, speaking this language that all the big, beautiful celebrities speak and knowing about football… Jesus. These guys just lap it up. Every time I leave my apartment I’ll see kids who all tap each other to stop talking and focus their attention on this stranger. Then they just watch in amazement, the girls usually getting pretty hysterical. It’s the same thing on the bus. If I look at them they just lose it totally. I also say ‘Hello' at least 200 times a day. Everyone wants to talk to the foreigner. It’s also pretty useful when going back to a shop or restaurant, because they always remember what the foreigner got last time. I returned an item a week after I bought it and the guy knew straight away what was going on. He remembered everything about when I was last there.
There is one down side to generally being a celebrity in your workplace or neighbourhood though. Peace and alone time. For any westerner coming to Korea, just know that outside of the two big cities, you’ll be being watched, or should I say ‘admired’ ALL THE TIME. So if you do anything stupid, they see it. If you blow your nose, they’re watching you. If you spill food down yourself, there are ten kids over there that saw you lose your dignity. It’s a lot of pressure! I kind of thought after a month it would’ve died down, but it really hasn’t! Some days I do think if I have to say ‘Hello!’ to another kid I’ll lose it. But, hey, I guess its better than being hated or just plain uninteresting to them!
Thursday, 27 October 2011
A trip to Gyeongju! (경주)
Anyway, this week Michelle and I got our ARC’s (Alien Residency Card)!
We are officially aliens! Trust me - you cannot live in Korea without this little baby. This meant that I could get a better bank account, pay my bills and my phone off, so generally some pretty useful stuff.
So on Sunday morning, bright and early at 8am, we set off to Gyeongju with 박 선생님and 윤 선생님. I don’t work with 윤 선생님, but he was going to be our guide and was a friend of the teacher at my school, 박 선생님 (박 = Park, as in his last name, and선생님 = teacher).
We started off going to Bulguksa Temple (불국사), which is kind of a big deal around these parts. As you can probably tell, I’ve been getting heavily into my Korean, so I can break down the name to explain its significance. So, ‘Bul (불)’ means Buddha, ‘guk (국)’ means country and ‘sa (사)’ means temple. So literally in English it means ‘Buddha’s Country Temple’. Buddhism ison a par with Christianity here as the biggest religion so it’s a huge spot for Buddhists. In fact its incredibly busy, hence the early start.
It was built 1500 years ago, but our guide told us that those pesky Jap’s messed it up a fairbut when they ruled Korea. Still, most of it is still in good nick. Having a Korean take us round was cool actually, because he told us all this stuff that we would have just never figured out.
First thing was that the wooden columns in Korea are actually convex (I think that’s the rightone?!) to make sure that the loads on them are diverted down effectively, hence why these 1500 year old bits of timber are still nailing their job.
Another cool thing was around each doorway. On the picture below you can see that there’s this bit of timber you need to step over to get through the doors. It seemed kind of awkward to me. I thought maybe it was for flood waters or something?! But no. Apparently it was incorporated in each doorway in Korean palaces and temples to keep ghosts out! Absolutely mental.
I forget the other interesting things he told us, probably because it was so damn early still. But here are a couple more pictures from 불국사….
Afterwards we met 박 선생님 again and he took us to see an ancient observatory and some tombs around the town. Oh, I should also say as well, Michelle and I were not allowed to pay for anything - it was all ‘taken care of’. We didn’t even get the chance to get our notes out, it was sneakily done before I even realised!
Here are a few pictures from the next few sights….
^Our two tour guides with Michelle^
^LOLZ^
After we saw all this, we were taken for lunch at this awesome little restaurant! Of course, we were not even given the option to pay, it was all done without us even realizing. It was a traditional place, where your shoes were off at the door, and there wasn’t a chair in the place. They actually prepare the meal in the kitchen on your table, and then bring it in. It was very cool. I think we must’ve had around thirty little dishes on the table, with a large portion of Bul-go-gi (불고기) in the centre. 불고기 is so delicious. It literally means ‘barbequed meat’, but it’s not. Its this fried beef in a sweet bbq style sauce. It’s so damn tasty. Here are a lovely little picture from the meal…
So, after this meal, we still weren’t done! We took off and went to the National Museum of Korea. It was alright, but after 3 hours of sight seeing and tucking into my fair share of 30 dishes, I wasn’t too fussed about some thousand year old gold earrings they recently dug up. They did have cool stone statues outside though. Oh, they also had some petro glyphs…
After this, we went home. It was a long day in the historical capital of Korea. Then came nap time.
Friday, 21 October 2011
A weekend in Ulsan (for once)...






Wednesday, 12 October 2011
hard work in busan...

Friday, 7 October 2011
Settling In...
